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As the Canadianists are emboldened by their French allies, their saber rattling grows louder and we can ill afford to continue to brush them off as quaint maple syrup producers who end declarative sentences with rising inflections. They have brought Paris's agenda to our very doorstep!
No obscenities, please.
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Noxious Cloud |
dudes, i think canada is like awesome! |
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they got like gnarly weed....... bodacious babes.... and like molson! what's not to dig?
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Glenda Yenta |
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They also have French people. French women are proud of their refusal to shave their legs and arm pits. Now what do you have to say about your beloved tundra?
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The Golden Hawk |
Just a friendly warning, Noxious one - | ||
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please take care to avoid the western part of that country. We don't much care for hippie types smoken' that funny stuff here. Keep your likker to yar'self and your eyes off our wimmenfolk!
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Noxious Cloud |
golden hawk dude.... like dont be such a square! | ||
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get with the party, dig?
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Dr Fennel |
Please forgive me for writing this, but I told you so. | ||
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I predicted long ago that along with Quebec, Newfoundland and Ottawa, the Western Canadianist provinces would also go to pot. Now that they have, I'd like to express my thoughts on the matter. First of all I'd like to point out that I am not the least bit surprised that inebriated Albertans have taken their depraved, hallucinogenic habit to a higher, political level, while their morality sinks to a new low. Like the rest of Canadianists, Albertans are merely following a national trend of rampant, government-encouraged marijuana usage. If you don't believe me, consider the following news items:
Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: For purposes of brevity, I won't comment any further on this subject, but rather I will upon all Canadianists to stop their lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon them to become a nation of good manners, principles, honor, sobriety and purity. And finally, I call upon them to forgo their lustful, irreligious desire for cannabis sativa. |
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Glenda Yenta |
Re: Please forgive me for writing this, but I told you so. | ||
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I have actually been to Victoria, BC on an outreach a few years ago. It was so quiet and boring there that I didn't think there was any sinning going on. Now I know that they were all lethargic because they were all stoned out of their minds. Also now I know why they were fixated on gardening.
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Noxious Cloud |
fennel dude now i want to go to canada like more than ever! | ||
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like viva la canada!
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The Golden Hawk |
Re: fennel dude now i want to go to canada like more than ev | ||
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I am indeed grateful to Dr. Fennel for taking valuable time from his efforts in solving the New York Times crossword and doing this research.
Having likewise done some further studies on the matter, it is incumbant on me to report what additional information located here. In reference to those reports about Vancouver, it appears that indeed the entire lower mainland of British Columbia has become infested with those who grow and consume that foul smelling substance. And if that wasn't bad enough, it would appear that any amounts grown over and above what they consume is in fact part of a crossborder barter economy by which this weed is exchanged for cocaine and other such destroyers of children. It seems a substantial number of people in Vancouver have become as evil as their counterparts in Seattle and Portland. I suspect it is all part of a huge conspiracy that covers the entire west coast of this continent, though not having visited places west of the rockies for many years precludes me from direct observation. One does from time to time see fearsome looking persons from those parts bearing the sign of the Hells Angels on their jackets, and I suspect they may be involved with that deadly trade. And that brings to me to my own home province where our galant police are fighting the good fight and closing down as best they can those merchants of death who grow those plants in the secrecy of their basements. While the newspapers report the names of those involved, I find that with my tongue accustomed to proper Anglo-Saxon names, it is an impossible task for me to pronounce those names. One final word about that other vice, the drinking of alcohol. It has not escaped my notice that ever since those papists elected themselves a new leader whose origin is from the notorious beer producing area of Germany, his followers have been consuming that dangerous product on an ever increasing scale. Never having set foot in one of their places of worship, I do not have any direct knowledge as to whether beer consumption is now one of their sacraments. For me and my family, we are still awaiting the time that our water will be turned into wine, for it's only then that we may know it will be safe and proper to consume. ![]() Proudly Albertan |
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Dr Fennel |
I was so pleased with the response to my last posting | ||
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that I decided to write another one. Don't worry; I have plenty of new stuff to say about Benedictus XVI and his cult followers. To get right down to it, I recently wrote a letter to the Pope's coadjutors, complaining that Benedictus XVI's fondness for Liebfraumilch, from the Hesse region of his native Germany, further impairs his evil, irreligious rantings. They replied, promising to "look further into the matter" but I won't hold my breath, for even though it's a well-documented fact that Benedictus XVI is a cankerous drunkard, millions of stupefied papists are unaware of this festering bugaboo, as it's not mentioned in the funny papers, and not reported on TV sitcoms.
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jeff |
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so your argument is that Canada has pot in it?
the southern coast of America is where Cocaine get's into america, are you going to wall that off too? heck while your at it why don't you wall of the east coast and stop foreigners from getting into america, and the west coast to stop weapons from getting in, how's that for an idea |
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dr stefanopolis |
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i bet if dr fennel built a wall around his house, say, 50 feet high, all the problems of the world would disappear
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Abacero |
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Stonegolem Ghoulbasher |
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Quote: Right on, man! I don't smoke pot, but most of my friends do, and they don't seem to have suffered any ill effects. I do smoke catnip; it has almost the opposite effect on humans as on cats, and helps one get to sleep at night. You may have meant this flag, my man: Though the party may be long gone, that is one cool flag. Way better than the marijuana party flag. ___________
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Stonegolem Ghoulbasher |
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I'd like very much if you'd allow me to edit my posts. I'm annoying even myself with this double-posting.
Fennel, pot isn't halucinagenic. In all actuality, it's just cigarettes with a buzz; glorified catnip. ___________
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Stonegolem Ghoulbasher |
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Quote: And Rush. You forgot Rush. |
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The Golden Hawk |
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Wow - you like Rush? Maybe there's hope for you yet!
For the benefit of those who read this forum, Rush recently had a caller on his show, a frenchman called Pierre from Quebec, who actually presented an opening for Rush to make some interesting points. Refer to the transcript below. Quote: ![]() Proudly Albertan |
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Stonegolem Ghoulbasher |
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Not Rush Limbaugh, the band Rush. Duh-huh.
Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. --Abbie Hoffman, "Steal This Book" Join Sic Semper Tyrrannis today And never have to sit back and do nothing about tyrranny ever again A well-thrown rock is worth a thousand peaceful words --An SST proverb HEIL KAISER G.W. BUSH! ER IST MEIN LEIBLINGSFUHRER! |
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Stonegolem Ghoulbasher |
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Rush is one of the best rock bands. With the exceptions of The Jimi Hendrix Experiance and Lynyrd Skynyrd, the U.S. has very few good rock bands. To quote School of Rock,
Quote: ![]() Geddy Lee FTW! Rush's singer/sound guy/bassist. Quote: I see nothing wrong with this. Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. --Abbie Hoffman, "Steal This Book" Join Sic Semper Tyrrannis today And never have to sit back and do nothing about tyrranny ever again A well-thrown rock is worth a thousand peaceful words --An SST proverb HEIL KAISER G.W. BUSH! ER IST MEIN LEIBLINGSFUHRER! |
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ReverendDamienKilcannonVryce |
Rush is Pathetic! | ||
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The lead singer's voice sounds like a bumblebee on helium. The recording engineer (if they actually have one) should be taken out back of the studio and shot to put the rest of us out of his misery.
I will agree with you about the excellence of the Jimi Hendrix Experience but Lynnrd Skynnrd (sp) is merely a bad Southern roadhouse band that got too big for its britches. The loss of Jimi was a tragedy but the removal of the key members of Lynnrd Skynnrd was the Holy Lord's rectification of a serious mistake. Father Vryce |
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