Proposed Map of the Northern United States
By Floyd Hicks (with computer graphics help from Shirleen Hicks)

I told Floyd that he should SUBMIT his plan to Condoleezza Rice for her PROMPT consideration!

As the Canadianists are emboldened by their French allies, their saber rattling grows louder and we can ill afford to continue to brush them off as quaint maple syrup producers who end declarative sentences with rising inflections. They have brought Paris's agenda to our very doorstep!
No obscenities, please.
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Luanne Hicks |
Proposed map of the NORTHERN United States of America! |
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Floyd came up with a MAP of how we should divide UP the former Canada AFTER it becomes PART of our BELOVED country!
Proposed Map of the Northern United States By Floyd Hicks (with computer graphics help from Shirleen Hicks) ![]() I told Floyd that he should SUBMIT his plan to Condoleezza Rice for her PROMPT consideration! |
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Glenda Yenta |
I have long dreamed of the day | ||
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when Americans can drive to Alaska without having to travel through hostile foreign territory! And the environmentalists should like having a centralized location for our nuclear waste, especially one with no other use.
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KennC |
Re: Proposed map of the NORTHERN United States of America! | ||
Quote: .. poor Floyd, rejects reality and substitutes his own. |
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Luanne Hicks |
How DARE you make assumptions about DEAR Floyd! | ||
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You don't even KNOW Floyd!
BTW dear, don't you know what HAPPENS when you ASS-U-ME? |
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KennC |
Re: How DARE you make assumptions about DEAR Floyd! | ||
Quote: LU ANNE!! ... I'm shocked why! .. what would poor Floyd think. |
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Glenda Yenta |
Re: How DARE you make assumptions about DEAR Floyd! | ||
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Why would he show Harper? It's none of his business!
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KennC |
Re: How DARE you make assumptions about DEAR Floyd! | ||
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Perhaps Luanne could just blow in his ear and win the whole country without a shot being fired
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Luanne Hicks |
Thank you, KennC dear... | ||
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...for showing us how DEPRAVED the typical Canadianist can be! It's no WONDER why so many of them end up in SINFUL Hollywood!
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Olga Petrova |
New American country is having great opportunity! | ||
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Petrogad is Olga wanting visit with camera also Gipperwood is to see big capitalist movie star.
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DeaconDave |
Surely this proposal is for ... | ||
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... new U.S. territories, not states! None of those regions should be entitled to equal footing in the U.S. Senate with any of the Godly United States! It's bad enough that a frightenly blue state like Californicate has two U.S. Senators - and just look at the two old crones they send to Washington. For shame.
"We should teach our children to submit to our loving leadership as preparation for their later life of obedience to God." -- Dr. James Dobson
True Christians Unite! |
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KennC |
Re: Thank you, KennC dear... | ||
Quote: Now Luanne, who made the offer, hmm? |
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Luanne Hicks |
I don't know WHAT you're babbling about! | ||
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Deacon Dave dear, in Floyd's plan I believe that these actually ARE territories and the Canadianists who are ALLOWED to remain would be U.S. Nationals but would NOT have the vote! The FRENCHIES from Quebec would be SENT to NEW Quebec, far enough AWAY where they can't cause TROUBLE!
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Col Deakin Rtd |
Hater be an off-ox | ||
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This is all very well, but I think yer've overlooked the Esqimaux Menace.
These devil-worshippin' blighters can move silently and very fast over snow, ice and tundra, and call act as a fifth-column fer their fellow elk-fellers in Siberia and Greenland. A polar pincer movement is th'last thing th'Godly United States need, given th'tasker pacifying poutine-crazed Quebeckers and the fearsome Bohunks - a typer golem created by the Esquimaux. The US Cavalry can count on th'supporter Canada's Native Americans and th'Christians er Alberta, but forebombed is forepacified, as Wingate used ter say. Deakin |
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DeaconDave |
Fear not Colonel | ||
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Nothing some additional, well-placed, nuclear waste sites can't cure. Besides, we will also require widening the Arctic sea channels along the northern coast to ease the burden for ice-breaking oil tankers to make the increased shipments of petroleum products both east and west! All this activity should result in numerous barriers for the blubber-bellied snow gypsies. As for the New Quebeckeuuuuuers, I believe they are already honing their surrendering techniques! "Mon Dieu! I bow to ze vast American superiori-TEE!"
"We should teach our children to submit to our loving leadership as preparation for their later life of obedience to God." -- Dr. James Dobson
True Christians Unite! |
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Luanne Hicks |
Floyd got a RESPONSE from Sec'y of State RICE! | ||
![]() I am SO proud of Floyd! |
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Glenda Yenta |
How very exciting Luanne | ||
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This is exciting news not just for your lovely family but for all True Christian Americans and for the small pockets of Christians holding out in the Prairie Provinces awaiting the day that they can be free men and women.
I hope you frame this letter and keep it safe. Someday it will have great historical value! |
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Luanne Hicks |
Floyd ALSO submitted the map to the Canadianist... | ||
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...Ambassador's office but he has YET to receive the COURTESY of a response (I am NOT surprised!)!
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Glenda Yenta |
You know how they are | ||
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If you don't send in two copies: one in English and one in French, the Canadianist government will not even consider reading it. It's a law that the Frenchies pushed through while the Anglophones rolled over.
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McFeely |
The dadburn Frenchies have infiltrated the State dept! | ||
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Didja get a gander up there at that assistant to the deputy whatchamawhosees name? I smell cheese, do ya know what I mean?
![]() Sgt. McFeely, U.S. Army (Ret.) |
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Glenda Yenta |
Do you think that | ||
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this letter letter was intercepted before it got to the Secretary of State? Or it has eneded up in Paris? Given the inflitration of the White House by that person who defrauded Target and Kohl's (I think that his questionable judge of quality goods is a secondary issue), can we be sure about French or Canadianists sympathizers in our State Department. America's calling Joe McCarthy!
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Col Deakin Rtd |
Defernitly something suspicious | ||
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Fer one thing, Mrs Yenta, Canada does not have embassies - probably prohibited from doing so by an Imperial ordinance, I like ter think. Instead it has High Commissions.
We must fear th'worst. Be one yer guard fer French agents snoopin' around yer rubbish bins, domestic livestock and smalls. Tenez fort! Deakin |
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