Have could we Americans have forgotten that Canadianists are an inspiration to bloody-minded, besotted self-proclaimed anti-American socialist dictators throughout the world. The Canadianist's duplicitous, headstrong agenda includes a crusade to fragment our beloved nation into politically disharmonious units by introducing compulsory French language courses into our public schools. But don't just take my word for it; ever-growing factions-that include theorists, theologians, thespians, and other interested parties of various stripes with tell you that the Canadianists should think twice before attempting to introduce absurd, baseless, psy-war campaigns that could destroy the lives of countless innocent people; they're sorely mistaken if they believe cheap Canadianist beer is more important than life or liberty.