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I went to visit my sister Katherine up there in Indiana. When I went to get on the plane to fly home I seen on the side that it was made in Canada! What in TARNATION is that about, I says to the pilot, your darn tootin I did! I demanded they put me on a plane that was made in the good ol' U.S. of A, do ya know what I mean? Of course ya do! I mean, I figger if you fly American then the dadburn plane is to cause otherwise that's what ya call descriptive advertising, do ya get my drift? So they says that all the planes they fly outta that airport are Canadian! Can ya believe it? They says I gotta fly some other airline to get back to Texas and it gonna cost me another two-hunnred bucks, can ya believe it? Dadburn Canadians! Trying to hold me hostage in Ft. Wayne! Well I been through worse, ya know what I mean? I was in the war, the BIG one, dubya dubya two! I kicked round them slanty-eyed tojos and took out a slew of them bloodthirsty krauts too, so they better not mess with me..... I'll tell ya what, do ya know what I mean? Dadburn Canadians!