What do these people eat?

As the Canadianists are emboldened by their French allies, their saber rattling grows louder and we can ill afford to continue to brush them off as quaint maple syrup producers who end declarative sentences with rising inflections. They have brought Paris's agenda to our very doorstep!
No obscenities, please.
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Twila Crump |
A Canadianist is coming to Huntsville! |
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Due to my unofficial role as "Southern Hospitality Hostess", I am called upon to take a visiting Canadian dignitary and his wife under my wing this
coming week.
What do these people eat? |
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As a Canadian, I can tell you that no fellow Canadian would dream about eating anything besides re fried beans with cut up hot dogs. There are some other
things we eat but they are probably illegal in America. That's right, all the rumors you heard about maple syrup and beaver tails are false.
Anyways the good thing about the beans is that you can blend them up and mold them into any shape you want so it's almost like you're eating something new every night! |
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Suds MacKenzie |
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for breakfast we like a big bowl of shreddies and a molson.
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Glenda Yenta |
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Freshly slaughtered baby seals dear - sushi style.
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