I got one right here. How do ya drive a canuck crazie? You put in in a round room, see... and tell him theres a beer in the corner! You know what I mean?

As the Canadianists are emboldened by their French allies, their saber rattling grows louder and we can ill afford to continue to brush them off as quaint maple syrup producers who end declarative sentences with rising inflections. They have brought Paris's agenda to our very doorstep!
No obscenities, please.
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McFeely |
Canuck jokes! |
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I got one right here. How do ya drive a canuck crazie? You put in in a round room, see... and tell him theres a beer in the corner! You know what I mean?
![]() Sgt. McFeely, U.S. Army (Ret.) |
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Luanne Hicks |
How do you take a CANADIANIST census? | ||
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You count up a year's supply of discarded empty beer containers and divide by 7,000!
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