His name is Ju-Long HWANG ("Jew" for short)! He's a CHINESE acrobat!!
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 Shirleen Hicks |
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Posts: 696 (07/03/09 15:33:44) At the Knife-and-Fork in the Road to Salvation |
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Posts: 147 (07/03/09 16:39:38) Still on Probation |
Oh SHIRLEEN, you must have really liked the SHOW! I am so HAPPY for you! I am in Topeka on my way to LA. Maybe I'll pop in on your MOTHER! She should
be VERY pleased with this news. So, you've left BRANSON? Where are you headed NEXT?
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Glenda Yenta |
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Posts: 17754 (07/03/09 16:40:19) Hostess with the mostest |
Another Jewish fellow dear? You're just bound and determined to convert, aren't you?
They do have a wonderful Kosher Chinese restaurant in the Tri-Counties dear. Have you ever had sweet and sour matzoh ball soup dear? Delish! |
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Luanne Hicks |
Oh dear, a JEWISH Chinaman! | ||
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Posts: 7787 (07/03/09 19:25:42) A Shining Example of True Christian
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I don't see this leading to anything positive!
Glenda dear, there is a Chinese Kosher restaurant in the Fairfax district called Ghengis Cohen (do not try to order pork-fried rice or they scream at you in Chinese yiddish!)! |
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Posts: 568 (07/03/09 21:04:29) Power Christian |
Luanne bless your dear HEART! Shirleen is a TRIAL by torment that no one should have to ENDURE, let alone a good CHRISTIAN woman like YOU!
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Posts: 1322 (07/04/09 01:01:57) Handmaiden to the Lord and Reverend Rayment |
Luanne, do you WANT Eurasian grandbabies? Wouldn't that besmirch the House of Hicks? By the way dear, are you going to resume your maiden name or is it
too horrible to contemplate using again?
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Shirleen Hicks |
Jew isn't JEWISH, he's CHINESE! | ||
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Posts: 699 (07/04/09 17:38:43) At the Knife-and-Fork in the Road to Salvation |
That just his NAME! It's a BUMMER because he can't go OUT much! They always have these CHINESE guards watching him BETWEEN shows! They won't
even let him GO with me to the ROY Rogers Museum (how much TROUBLE could he get INTO there?)!
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Glenda Yenta |
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Posts: 17757 (07/05/09 15:32:17) Hostess with the mostest |
Is he from China dear? He isn't even an American citiizen?
Is he even a Christian? |
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Mrs Donna Dasher |
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Posts: 148 (07/05/09 18:32:42) Still on Probation |
Don't listen to GLENDA! She's JEALOUS and only wants to RUIN your happiness! So an ACROBAT huh? I bet Long Wang is very AGILE! Maybe he can DEFECT
sort of like White Nights except with a Chinaman! How ROMANTIC!
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Glenda Yenta |
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Posts: 17758 (07/06/09 05:13:54) Hostess with the mostest |
Shirleen dear, Donna is on to something. He is using you to try to defect. Why else would a lithe acrobat take up with a globular blob who is shaped like some
sort of ameoboid alien?
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Shirleen Hicks |
Mrs. Yenta sometimes you are SO mean! | ||
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Posts: 701 (07/06/09 17:44:24) At the Knife-and-Fork in the Road to Salvation |
But I am NOT going to let you get me upset because there are more IMPORTANT things to be upset about, like how they've locked Jew UP in his motel room
because last night we snuck OUT to see Yakof Smirnov and a CHINESE agent spotted us there (which was a BIG deal because the Chinese and the Russians are BIG
enemies and are NOT allowed at each OTHER'S shows)! PLUS I found out that my old BFF Mindi has TICKETS to Michael Jackson's LAST show and she said I
could go WITH her but I would need to leave for L.A. NOW to get there in time! I don't know WHAT I should do!
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Glenda Yenta |
I'm not being mean dear | ||
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Posts: 17760 (07/06/09 19:45:49) Hostess with the mostest |
I'm only trying to be helpful.
Perhaps I can see if the fat farm will take you back. Would you like me to make inquiries? |
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Mrs Donna Dasher |
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Posts: 149 (07/06/09 20:16:22) Still on Probation |
Shirleen! Make a BREAK for it with your acrobat (use that trick you used at the COTILLION!) and HEAD to LA! We can all SURPRISE your MOMMA! |
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Luanne Hicks |
ACTUALLY Donna dear, I would NOT surprised! | ||
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Posts: 7789 (07/07/09 18:51:14) A Shining Example of True Christian
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Nothing Shirleen does surprises me anymore! Perhaps she's run off to Peking with her Chinaman (I would not be surprised!)!
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Glenda Yenta |
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Posts: 17761 (07/07/09 18:54:21) Hostess with the mostest |
The Chinese would not tolerate her shananigans. They'd send her to a gulag or maybe even North Korea. Can you just imagine?
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Luanne Hicks |
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Posts: 7791 (07/07/09 18:57:48) A Shining Example of True Christian
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The North Koreans will use any excuse to fire off their nuclear weapons!
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Glenda Yenta |
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Posts: 17763 (07/07/09 19:20:31) Hostess with the mostest |
She probably thinks that going to China means all the take-out she can eat. She certainly is in for a big surprise.
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Shirleen Hicks |
I am NOT stupid! | ||
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Posts: 710 (07/08/09 18:09:47) At the Knife-and-Fork in the Road to Salvation |
The Hometown Buffet has the BEST all-you-can-eat Chinese plus they have ITALIAN and MEXICAN too plus pretty much ANY other kind of food you want! Plus they
don't HAVE Hometown Buffet in China so what you're saying Mrs. Yenta make absolutely NO sense (as usual)!
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Glenda Yenta |
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Posts: 17772 (07/08/09 18:11:39) Hostess with the mostest |
Shirleen - are you the one who sent me that filthy e-mail? What are you up to?
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Shirleen Hicks |
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Posts: 712 (07/08/09 18:13:50) At the Knife-and-Fork in the Road to Salvation |
I have NO idea what you're saying!
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Glenda Yenta |
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Posts: 17775 (07/08/09 18:24:43) Hostess with the mostest |
I do not believe it - not one bit!
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