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Shirleen Hicks |
Mrs. Yenta and Mother, I KNOW you're OUT there! |
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How are TCU's two RESIDENT gossiping old BIDDIES this evening?
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Glenda Yenta |
How dare you! | ||
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Neither your mother nor I are old! After all I've done for you and all you put your mother through! Sometimes you're just like your father.
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Shirleen Hicks |
Well you're both like coming up with all SORTS of places where I might BE! | ||
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And you're WRONG!!! :LOL
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Glenda Yenta |
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Well, I am very relieved that you're not on the way to China. Have you broken up with this fellow?
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Shirleen Hicks |
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Broken up with JEW? No way!! He is my SOUL mate! And you wouldn't BELIEVE some of the OTHER things about him but you wouldn't BELIEVE me anyway!
Anyways he wants to BECOME an American citizen and it is MY patriotic duty to do WHATEVER I can to HELP him! Today we visited GRACELAND! It was EMPTY
(everyone was in L.A. at Michael Jackson's funeral)!
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Glenda Yenta |
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Has he proposed yet dear?
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Shirleen Hicks |
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Not YET! I HAVEN'T had the CHANCE yet to TRICK him into ASKING me!
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Luanne Hicks |
Oh DEAR! | ||
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This does not sound good! Not by any stretch, dears!
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Glenda Yenta |
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Maybe you should try the "a man's heart is through his stomach" approach. Maybe you should take Chinese cooking lessons and learn to make moo goo
gai pan or egg foo young.
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Luanne Hicks |
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Maybe Shirleen could start by learning to boil water!
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Mrs Donna Dasher |
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Luanne Hicks wrote: Shirleen already knows how to BOIL water. She also knows how to make TOAST! Now, Luanne, WHERE are you staying? I need to come over and DO laundry! |
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Shirleen Hicks |
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Yes Mother, where ARE you staying these days?
GREETINGS from the ROAD!
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Mrs Donna Dasher |
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Shirleen Hicks wrote: Maybe she's staying at another SLEAZY no-tell MO-tel again, LOL! |
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Shirleen Hicks |
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Now that she's NOT living on Salvatore's DIME, she's PROBABLY living someplace like ARLETA!
Tulsa is REALLY dullsville! Jew tried getting work at a CHINESE take-out but they WOULDN'T hire him because he DOESN'T speak Spanish! GREETINGS from the ROAD!
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