I have had a few experiences with the Lord that I feel I can share. My Lord has always helped me, I once felt him write on my forehead as the scripture said
he would here in Rev. 3:12 - I will write on him the name of my God and the name of the city of my God, the new Jerusalem, which is coming down out of heaven
from my God; and I will also write on him my new name. I also heard a voice say Today I have begotten you and I believe it was God. I then heard You are an
apostle and later that I would judge the tribes of Israel and I believe it was Jesus. I know it sounds too incredible but the Lord is so awesome and anything
is possible with God.
Welcome to our forum, where the Love of Christ abounds!
No obscenities, please.
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Posts: 451 (11/01/09 20:16:10) Needs a crew cut |
sounds like you wenr trippin on some like totaly gnarly acid. cool.
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Posts: 7930 (11/02/09 21:26:01) A Shining Example of True Christian
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...just ignore Obnoxious Clod! Having a policy of not excluding the hellbound has its
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Please tell us about yourself (besides what you've already been so kind to share!)! I couldn't help but notice that you use the title "Ms.!" Are you a feminist, dear? |
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Posts: 2 (11/14/09 19:21:13) |
Hi Luanne,
I use Ms just because Amber was taken and I wanted to use my Spiritual name Amber. I have always been for Jesus but there were times I lived in sin and needed the Lords help and called on him even though I was living in sin. I am grateful that the Lord has graciously lead me to him and I have learned to depend on him. I turned from sin and heard the angels sing when I did too. Now I distaste the thought of sin I had once been in and I am thankful for the wonderful Christian fellowship that helped lead me in the Lords way. |
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Posts: 848 (11/19/09 18:41:44) At the Knife-and-Fork in the Road to Salvation |
...before you waste your WHOLE life by turning it over to JESUS, try losing some WEIGHT! I'm not saying this to be MEAN because I USED to be a fatty like
YOU and Jesus was the ONLY man in my LIFE! But then I went on this GREAT diet
and lost a BUNCH of weight and then started to have a BETTER attitude and when you have a BETTER attitude, better things COME to you (did you EVER see
"The SECRET?" You SHOULD)!! Then I became RICH and now I can get ANY guy I want and the ONLY thing I have to do with JESUS anymore is by making
MONTHLY donations to the SAVE the WHALES Foundation (next to the GOSSELIN children, whales the Lord's MOST exploited creatures)!! I always say you
don't have to BE a whale to help SAVE the whales (it's SO true)!!
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Posts: 17961 (11/19/09 19:21:24) Hostess with the mostest |
Hedgie is no substitute for Jesus dear.
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Gentle Reader, allow me, if you will, to preface my rant with a quote from that great Christian American, Thomas Paine: | ||
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Posts: 2121 (11/19/09 23:27:16) Renowned Rhetorician of the Redeemed / Champion Chef de TCU |
"He who dares not offend cannot be honest." That having been said, I shall cast aside extraneous niceties and get to the nitty-gritty: Rotund Christians have no place in
Jesus's plan. Furthermore, Jesus flat-out disregards their perfidious cop-outs. Have you ever been to a Barnhill's Buffet, in the outreaches of the
Alabama nether-lands, after church on a Sunday afternoon? I'd be willing to bet you a hefty serving of creamed grits that you've never in your life
seen so many gluttonous, so-called Christians practice herd mentality over principled, individual thought -- not to mention that many of these thunder-thighed
bible-thumpers (scrambling to get to the new batch of egg-roll, before an equally-portly competitor scoops up the entire serving pan) -- are dangerous to my
personal health, as well as the safety and welfare of the public at-large. Sorry for going on for so long about these zaftig ne'er-do-wells. I guess I just
have a burr under my saddle, having battled them over the last remaining slice of meat loaf, only to be trampled by their elephantine girth.
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Posts: 17962 (11/20/09 07:18:59) Hostess with the mostest |
As long as we're being refreshingly honest, I would add that only a feminazi revisisionist would overlook the fact that all of the Apostles were male. A
Godly Christian woman is not arrogant and is content in her role in His scheme of things.
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Posts: 223 (11/20/09 21:20:28) Crusty Curmudgeon for Christ |
What about Puffy then? She's fatter'n a blue ribbon hog, do ya get my drift? Your darn tootin she is!
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Posts: 563 (11/21/09 08:14:30) Glamour and sophistication personified |
Aren't you dead yet?
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Posts: 240 (11/21/09 15:37:42) Judge, Jury and Executioner |
The girth of one's wallet far outweighs their adiposity; so sayeth The Tribunal.
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Posts: 117 (12/11/09 00:06:12) |
Have you received texts from the Lord Jesus? I have. Did you know that he was really a test tube baby? It's true! Oh, and the Lord can text and drive at
the same time, it's a new miracle!
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Posts: 858 (12/11/09 13:42:16) At the Knife-and-Fork in the Road to Salvation |
Catalina I just LOVE your posts!
  
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Posts: 568 (12/11/09 18:09:33) Glamour and sophistication personified |
Catalina rocks! And now that Twila has gone lesbianic - she's getting cooler by the minute.
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Posts: 118 (12/13/09 04:17:57) |
Well, thank you but I really only let the Lord Jesus rock me.
We need to pray for Mrs. Crump. Poor lady was seduced by that Alaskan Yankee, Sarah Palin. Catalina |
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