“From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.” (2 Kings 2:23-24)
I love how Elisha takes it to the point of invoking the name of Jesus, as God, to summon bears to come and claw the c*rap out of the unruly kids! Not only does this happen, Jesus obviously condones it because it happened! 2+2=4.
We Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but I beg to differ. We need BEARS in schools. If every teacher had the power to summon a pair of child-maiming grizzly avengers, you can bet that our schoolchildren would be the most well-behaved and polite children that ever existed! It's a simple choice: listen to the biology lesson, or get first-hand knowledge of the digestive system of Ursus horribilis!