Gentlemen, after some private and profoundly heated discussion it has been decided to award you the following task:
* To recover stolen TCU funds
* Discover whereabouts of fugitive TCU Tribunal members and administer Just punishment
* Last known location of perpetrators is German Beer/Gambling Hall, Paraguay
* Misled Sinner currently masquerading as 'TCU Tribunal' on our Godly messageboard will undoubtedly possess further information. Apprehension of this miscreant recommended, permission given for use of Enhanced Interrogation Techniques (Biblical).
We need not remind you that a focus on discretion and subtlety is required in this matter, the very last thing we need is an International incident. Recompense will be dictated by the quantity of recovered funds. I've also has a word in the ear of a highly placed associate and an invitation to tea with Prince Phillip is also on the cards following a successful conclusion to the escapade.